FL Senate Hopeful Performed Ritual of Sacrificing Goat, Drinking Its Blood?

augustussolinvictusBy Bo Thornton

Thirty two year old central Florida attorney and senatorial candidate Augustus Sol Invictus (Latin for “Majestic Unconquered Sun”) is running to fill the vacant seat of Presidential hopeful Marco Rubio.   If you guessed Mr. Invictus is a Republican, then you are wrong. If you guessed Mr. Invictus is a Democrat, you are wrong as well.  Mr. Invictus claims to be a member of the Libertarian Party.   

It’s pretty interesting that Mr. Invictus reportedly walked from Central Florida to the Mojave Desert two years ago.  However, his life experiences gets even more interesting.  The now former Libertarian Party Chairman Adrian Wyllie who resigned in protest of  Invictus’ candidacy, was able to get Invictus to finally admit to killing a goat and drinking its blood. In his words “As a sacrifice to the god of the wilderness.”  I guess freshly squeezed Florida orange juice just wasn’t cutting it.  Some say goat blood is the gateway “drug” to human blood…

If drinking goat blood isn’t suspect enough, Invictus has also been accused of being linked to neo-Nazis, skinheads,  eugenics and has reportedly foretold of a US race-based civil war. When questioned about his representation of 14 neo-Nazis charged with paramilitary training, Invictus stated that he’s a criminal defense lawyer that is proud of the work he’s done for the American Front.

Invictus thinks every Libertarian in America should be supporting them as victims of an overreaching Government and he’s proud to call them his friends.  

It’s not like we are not used to seeing weird things coming out of Florida, especially when it comes to elections.  We should not be too surprised if and when Mr. Majestic Unconquered Sun becomes Senator Majestic Unconquered Sun.